earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck
vriksaserket: someone called me fat today at school because i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backpack and kept eating
awesomephilia: helveticas: I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity
merricats: oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up” #the highest compliment any pun can receive
earthnation: deodrant: deodrant: what do u put in a toaster bread this isnt even a joke
twinkmob: when people reblog those 100 questions post
Reblog if your icon is a fine piece of ass.
nerdfighter13812: ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
oomshi: *asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
dangstrider: PEOPLE WHO BUMP THE DESK WHILE YOU’RE DRAWING/WRITING
reblog if you're going to Animazement
dragqueen: a-ok for some difficulties i am not gonna be able to cosplay angel stocking at animazement this weekend but ill be cosplaying byayuka togami (dangan ronpa hehhe) so if you need any gray facepaint or baby powder to seal it just look for the togami with an equius and or mituna!! So I am going to find you and just love you forever.
charlie-bradbury-our-queen: thelovelytennantcollins: wandererofgallifrey: lumos5000: 95malene: wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr and i would scroll 500 miles and i would scroll 500 more just to be the one who scrolled uh-thousand miles to re-blog this once more I like how david’s head hasn’t been tumblred. he’s the one we scroll 500 miles for
fuoco-go: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? ???????? okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse. Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
boychic: you’re looked down upon if you like relatively mundane things like pictures of starbucks drinks because they’re “hipster” and you’re looked down upon if you have an interest in anything even remotely esoteric because they’re “hipster” when hipster doesn’t mean anything at this point can we please put the hipster myth to rest
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Animazement is in 2 days
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
bradburythequeen: i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go “No.” and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him
vaspim: How is calling someone ugly even an insult anymore like Bitch I might be