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getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

(Source: vidalajuicee)

Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

beaniebaneenie:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

THE NOTES.

(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard)

bubblelumps:

1000notes:

comedraco:

twyll:

good posts with a long string of terrible comments

good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

brother-dear:

dinojay:

momglarepyrope:

sbahjification:

kevinkinky-:

spook-the-ass:

this makes me uncomfortable.

no

jesus christ its like when your drawings look perfectly fine and then you mirror them

nO,

I never realized before how much the US looks like a whale?? 

It makes sense to me

(Source: jackle-app)

(Source: eggs-benedict-cucumber-patch)

mikakii:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

INCEPTIONNNNNN

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

Still hotter than me

sings along to anime opening in vaguely japanese sounding gibberish

(Source: magehenry)

h-ella:

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

AD

(Source: memewhore)

vendlindje:

inspire-nlove:

iwasthepinkpantheronce:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

i watched this on the bus.

bad idea

DORA KILLED ME

KRISTIN CHENOWETH

(Source: onegleeheart)